Analog.
Sticks.
I’m guessing this guy never got his “1-up” in school.
Lawyer: “Are you married?”
Witness: “No, I’m divorced.”
Lawyer: “And what did your husband do before you divorced him?”
Witness: “A lot of things I didn’t know about.”
Lawyer: “How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?”
Witness: “Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good.”
Overheard conversation between parents
Dad: (mumbling)
Mom: (quite loudly) “You bring it up, I’m the one who has to bend over and swing!”
Halifax, Nova Scotia