Posts Tagged ‘context’

Nipple analog sticks

Posted: December 16, 2011 in Too much info
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Nipple.

Analog.

Sticks.

I’m guessing this guy never got his “1-up” in school.

I… I just don’t even know.

Roundup: Courtroom

Posted: October 11, 2011 in Roundup, Too much info
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Lawyer: “Are you married?”
Witness: “No, I’m divorced.”
Lawyer: “And what did your husband do before you divorced him?”
Witness: “A lot of things I didn’t know about.”

Lawyer: “How did you happen to go to Dr. Cherney?”
Witness: “Well, a gal down the road had had several of her children by Dr. Cherney and said he was really good.”

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I like hard penis

Posted: September 21, 2011 in Too much info
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"I like hrd penls"

 

Nothing like starting them early!

 

 

 

Overheard conversation between parents

Dad: (mumbling)

Mom: (quite loudly) “You bring it up, I’m the one who has to bend over and swing!”

Halifax, Nova Scotia